A guy is walking along the pier one day when he comes across an old man with his shoes off, trousers rolled up, legs dangling in the sea and fishing with an imaginary rod.
The guy's confused so he asks, "What are you doing?"
The old man replies, "Fishing for idiots."
"Sounds good," says the guy. "Can I join you?"
The old man says, "Of course you can. Sit down here next to me, son."
So the guy sits down and casts an imaginary rod out.
Then he asks the old man, "So, how many idiots have you caught today, then?"
The old man replies, "You're the third this morning."
A Successful Catch
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